Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200

Today, at 2:00 p.m., I had an appointment with the Washington County Detention Center and got my [lack of] criminal record officially notarized by the Sheriff's Office.

My Momma was so proud, she took a souvenir picture.

Yes, folks. 

I went to jail...directly to jail.

How many times in my life will I get to say that?

Let's hope less than one.